Half cat. Half avocado. Full send.
Born in the fridge. Raised on the solana.
Every time you say “aww,” Avocato gets 0.1% riper.
100% cuteness. 0% tax. Infinite potassium.
AVOCATO Roadmap
Every Avocato has its own “ripening curve”—it doesn’t ripen overnight.
Phase 1 — Green Fruit
Raise a cat with real “flavor.”
A bit firm, slightly shy, and subtly tart. Green cheeks, emotionally stable.
Phase 2 — Softening StagePhase 1 — Green Fruit
Begins to emit a faint fruity aroma—a mix of catnip and avocado oil.
This is the bite you want: creamy texture, softening up, nutrients not fully unlocked.
Phase 3 — Prime Avo
This is Avocato’s most alluring stage.
Vibrant color, sparkling eyes—some say the flavor is just too perfect.
Avocato’ll split into more mini-Avocatos, each carrying her scent and softness.
